Refresher Course!

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The Liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper ca be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Oh go ahead… I’ll wait…

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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attack. (So, watch your ass)

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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty(50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king without a mustache.

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one(1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)

(That women are going to the ‘right’ direction…?)

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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first “Marlboro Man”.

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Walt Disney was afraid of MICE!

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Pearls dissolve in vinegar!

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 The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola and Budweiser in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs… but not downstairs.

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A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept away at least six(6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush..

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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And the best for last……

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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