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Instructions for properly hugging a baby

1.  First, uh…find a baby….

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was 

Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. 

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning theHugging process. 

4. The ‘paw slide’ 

Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. 

 5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented ‘hug, smile, and lean’ so as to Achieve the best photo quality. 

Aaah!

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